Friday, March 27, 2009

Conspiracy Theories

I love conspiracy theories, especially the ones that are so outrageous no way could it be true. The government has let it's people get attacked or has attacked it's own people to go to war. Proved and possible so no fun. A space ship landed at Roswell and they study aliens at area 51. No flipping way is this possible.

Trust me when I say if aliens exist that are advanced enough to make it to planet earth one of two things would happen. They would either run for dear life because they would think that we were completely FUBAR or everyone in the world would know they existed because our government can not hide something this big.

Another thing about the alien stuff that doesn't fit either is the fact that they crashed. Don't you think that a race that was smart enough to bridge the huge gaps in space could do it with out crashing when they got here. If your argue here is that it has only happened a few time or only happened once, I still have to repeat - They traveled hundreds of light years in an instance and you think they ended that with a crash? Lets think about this, crashing is really a human thing. We crash into thing, not normally the other way around.

For those who think that aliens are running around abducting people, I would like to ask, "Have you seen the state of our world?" Sure abducting people from the developed countries seems like the logical choice but when it comes to scientific sampling they would take from everywhere, including those places where things are not going well for the population. Can say I have ever heard of people in the slums of the world getting abducted. Maybe it happens and it's just not reported but maybe they have better things to worry about and that's why they don't make up stories about it.

Then there are the repeat abductions, the people who they keep coming for, over and over and over. Most of these people are not living exciting lives so explain to me why highly intelligent beings are looking at them more then once. Once again, look at the state of our world, why would anyone want to continue coming back here. If I was that smart I would come once take a random sample and after doing so I would be smart enough not to come back.

If they were coming back time and again then that would mean they are here to help us because quite frankly humans are not as interesting as most seem to think we are. They are not coming back to "learn more about us." There is not a whole hell of a lot to learn because we are boring. So if they are here to help then that means that aliens are out to do great and big things. This can not be covered up. The whole world would know if that was really going on.

Aliens are not visiting our planet but it sure is fun to poke holes into peoples beliefs about it.

1 comment:

  1. But Hillary did adopt an alien baby....

    http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/coverhillaryalienbaby.jpg

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